Schooled

I spy with my beady eyes something on the beach
But what I spy I cannot lie is not something to eat!
What is this crap you’ve left behind on this beach I come for dinner?
If I did that to you humans FAT you’d soon be a whole lot thinner!
Nasty things…
… you human beings
Yeah I said that out loud
You’re selfish leeches, who ruin our beaches, instead of feeling proud!
Now I spy with my beady eyes something that belongs
And if in fact it’s still intact I’ll eat it all day long
And when it’s gone I’ll move along and leave my trash behind
The difference being what you are seeing is what you want to find!
So HU-MAN next time you pan my table for your treasure
Just bear in mind that trash you find brings years of joy and pleasure!
As a guest you are a pest and if you keep this up
I will fly high in the sky and aim right for your cup!
So be like me and leave the sea and beaches free of litter
For if not I’ll take my shot…
…and trust me I don’t shit glitter!

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Hi everyone! Welcome to 50 Shades of Gray Hair. 50 Shades is my blog of life over the hill, where each day is full of delicious opportunities to earn another gray hair. I stopped declaring war on the gray when I began this blog years ago. Instead, I embrace and celebrate them along with whatever life decides to throw my way, with (sarcasm forward) humor and an optimistic eye to the future. I think. I hope? I don't know. At any rate...it's real, it's honest, it's full of 4 letter words, and it's me...on a platter. I sincerely welcome you all to my porch....♥♥Rhonda

11 thoughts on “Schooled”

    1. I know your concern for the environment NB…not surprised you and he agree 🙂 How the hell are ya? Hope spring is poppin up there…daffs are a foot high here already

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