OBX – 50 Shades of Gray Hair

In the blink of an eye…

Last post was a week until…
This post is a week gone since…
In the blink of an eye it’s over
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Last post I showed you where…
This post I’m showing you why…
In the click of a button it’s forever

1.) Human Fun & Games

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His and Hers

2.) Nature Au Naturale

**“Will ya looky there Junior…them’s called bipeds. If’n it t’were huntin’ season, I’d show ya how to cook ’em real good in lots o’butter!”**

**“Hey Ground Walker! Can’t you read?? You can’t park here! Just look at ’em Ralph…think they own the joint!’**

**“Good grief, can’t fly ANYWHERE around you bitches!”**

**“That ain’t no jet kids…that’s your cousin George”**

**“Jeez Louise…can’t a fella visit his relatives?”**

**“Hey Georgie…you can come visit me. I’m free as a bird tonight. Dinner?”**

**“Whassat? Let me just clean my ears, thought you invited me to dinner.”**

**“Well, alrighty then! I’ll just hop, skip, and a….**

**“Really? He’s this desperate? I’m BAIT not dinner! The bird brain!!”**

**“I don’t get the whole beach thing Dorrie, do you?”**

**“No, me either Handsome. Why hang out in all that sandy muck when you can lounge around with me surrounded by all this love stuff?”**

**“Gee, I wonder if he’s noticed I’ve picked out the wedding bouquets? Oh Handsooooome? Wanna play Peek a Love-Dove?”**

**“Handsome? Handsome? Hmmmm, I guess he noticed…that CHICKEN!”**

3.) Art…Is Where You Feel It

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Fa Dayz

The Serenade

Dune Seating

Local art by Man

Lone Daff

It doesn’t just collect dust!

Doo Dads

Art of a different hue

Whatchamacallits

Plucked from the OK Coral

It tries

A Tree with a Yeow

Lap of Lux

Local art by Arachnid

The famous Yellow Rope Fish

Sea for Two

Lost in the Sand

The Shell Game

I’ll leave the light on for ya

Sharp Dresser

Sun Kissed

Picnic Poles

Hammock Prone

Sea for Two

Pole Dancing

Center Stage

Could he – Wood he?

Shellmates

50 Shades of Grey

Crabby

Brushed Off

I don’t give a Twig

Mission Scrubbed

Stark Contrast

Like I said…Art is where you feel it

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Thanks for coming along…I do hope you enjoyed.

Next time it’s sand and surf, then worshiping the heavens

🙂

One week from today…

Wanna join me?

Schooled

I spy with my beady eyes something on the beach

But what I spy I cannot lie is not something to eat!

What is this crap you’ve left behind on this beach I come for dinner?

If I did that to you humans FAT you’d soon be a whole lot thinner!

Nasty things…

… you human beings

Yeah I said that out loud

You’re selfish leeches, who ruin our beaches, instead of feeling proud!

Now I spy with my beady eyes something that belongs

And if in fact it’s still intact I’ll eat it all day long

And when it’s gone I’ll move along and leave my trash behind

The difference being what you are seeing is what you want to find!

So HU-MAN next time you pan my table for your treasure

Just bear in mind that trash you find brings years of joy and pleasure!

As a guest you are a pest and if you keep this up

I will fly high in the sky and aim right for your cup!

So be like me and leave the sea and beaches free of litter

For if not I’ll take my shot…

…and trust me I don’t shit glitter!

Karate Kid Anyone?

Karate Kid - The Challenge — The Challenge – *WAX ON KID?*

Karate Kid - Challenge Accepted — Challenge Accepted – *YOU’RE ON OLD MAN!*

Karate Kid - Hiiiiii Ya — **THAT ALL YA GOT OLD MAN?**

Karate Kid - Wax Off Kid! — **NOW…WAX OFF KID!**

karate-kid-crane-kick1 — *Come on….anyone imagine this besides me? LOL*

Peter Piper Pix…

Apologies to my FB friends as you’ve already seen these…but I thought my WP friends would enjoy a bit of a beach break too!

Peter Piper Patrols

Peter Piper Patrols

Peter Piper Peers Potential Pickins' — **Peter Piper Peers Potential Pickins’**

Happy Place: Where Nature Dances

In response to The Daily Post’s weekly photo challenge: “Happy Place.”

I’m happy in a lot of different places, as most people are. Most especially, the ocean, the mountains, lakeside and a newly discovered dirt road.

What these locations hold in common for me though is simple.

They are Mother Nature’s dance halls.

Nothing makes me happier than when I can catch Mother doing a good old fashioned Boogie Down!

Please enjoy

Such is…
Love in the Afternoon!

Dining Alone

Dinner for Two

Family’s Night Out

Check Please! Whatever their dining pleasure, it’s all part of… “The Dinner Dance”

The proposal

In the Swim

Getting comfy

“HEY! Do. You. Mind?!”
It’s Turtle Time