1966 - 2016 1966 : Long hair 2016: Longing for hair 1966 : KEG 2016: EKG 1966 : Acid rock 2016: Acid reflux 1966 : Moving to California because it's cool 2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1966 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2016: Trying NOT to look like … Continue reading From One Boomer to Another…yikes!
A young person asked the other day "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?" I answered "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up. It was all slow." "C'mon, seriously" he continued, "Where did you eat?" I sighed that older person's sigh and answered "It was a place called … Continue reading Older Than Dirt!
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay … Continue reading To Dye For
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene:- What in the hell is that? Jane:- A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene-: Where … Continue reading Smokin’ in the Rain
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German … Continue reading WHO KNEW?
My posts have been rather heavy of late (my Mother said I had a toilet mouth!) so I think it's time to lighten things up. Let's see...one sec while I rummage through my email funny file. Ah Ha! Got one I think you might like and though I have to resort to using my toilet … Continue reading The Ear Infection
Oh Sadie, Sadie, Sadie...instigate much?
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now … Continue reading If it ain’t broke…
I've been MIA for a while, having traveled to Vermont to spend some time with the folks, and since, have decided to stay another couple weeks...so, I thought I'd share a little quirky quickie so you don't COMPLETELY forget me 😉 A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing … Continue reading In The Meantime…
Our bus stopped and 2 Italian men got on. They sat down in the seat in front of me and engaged in an animated conversation. I ignored them at first, But my attention was galvanized when I heard one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. … Continue reading Language Barriers :O
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all the rascally behavior that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for … Continue reading Ain’t Misbehavin’
2.2.2014 Groundhog Day The hog...did he see it? Do you believe? Do you even care? The movie...did you see it? I shutter at the thought, but then again, after recent events...it's a tad too close for comfort as far as I'm concerned! Has anyone bothered asking the all-knowing fat and furry faux forecaster about global warming? Just … Continue reading Groundhogs and Superbowls and Taxes…Oh My
~ A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. ~ The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast
Time for another Email Funny! I LOVE my email buddies...:) For your enjoyment...Claude the Hypnotist! 😆 After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each … Continue reading Hey Claude…how’s tricks?