I thought I'd be clever When naming my blog 50 Shades was trending With its wanking and snogs I know it's not porno This little blog of mine But it can get racey When I'm into my wine So when a day does come That I can spend all in Gray I feel I must … Continue reading Shades of Gray
Okay. So, I know it's been a day or two since my last post 😉 and I wasn't actually planning a post today 'cuz it's crazy busy for us right now, but...who the hell could resist? Not I. You all know how much I like a good 'saga' 😂 😭 😓 Especially about cars. Or moving. Or houses. Or … Continue reading Should We Stay or Should We Go🎶🎶🎶
1966 - 2016 1966 : Long hair 2016: Longing for hair 1966 : KEG 2016: EKG 1966 : Acid rock 2016: Acid reflux 1966 : Moving to California because it's cool 2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1966 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2016: Trying NOT to look like … Continue reading From One Boomer to Another…yikes!
Last post was a week until... This post is a week gone since... In the blink of an eye it's over * Last post I showed you where... This post I'm showing you why... In the click of a button it's forever * 1.) Human Fun & Games (Hover over photo or click on it … Continue reading In the blink of an eye…
Apologies to my FB friends as you've already seen these...but I thought my WP friends would enjoy a bit of a beach break too! Peter Piper Patrols
Civilization at the end of 2015 • Our Phones – Wireless • Cooking – Fireless • Cars – Keyless • Food – Fatless • Tires –Tubeless • Dress – Sleeveless • Youth – Jobless • Leaders – Shameless • Relationships – Meaningless • Attitudes – Careless • Babies – Fatherless • Feelings – Heartless • … Continue reading More or Less is More of Less…only MoreSo
Hello Hello! And Happy New Year! It's been almost 3 months since I last laid fingers on this spot and quite frankly, I'm stumped as to why. It's not as though nothing has been going on in my life; not like I couldn't have found something to regale you with. But I didn't, so there it is. … Continue reading Is there a Q in Creation?
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene:- What in the hell is that? Jane:- A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene-: Where … Continue reading Smokin’ in the Rain
Starring Tony, Guido, and Da Boid...
A short re-cap... Toddler Troll '14 has died... ...and Damien '15 now reigns Damien declared the war of Two Ought One and Four was not over. He was now spearheading the charge. El Jefe sent his mangy minion "Mini Masher Mickey" to mangle my Mini Mad as Hell Wonder Woman (that's me...just ask my SideKick … Continue reading Is That Wonder Woman Whistlin’ Dixie?
2014 - The Year in Review I had the title typed before I saw the email with the gift from the WP helper monkeys that I assume we all got. And I know this is a bit longer than usual, but if the ultimate goal is to kill a baby (the new years baby silly … Continue reading And Now…Something Completely Un-Original!
(Yes, you have to sing it!) On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A bill that was way oh-ver due On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two fucking chances To eh-splain why the bill was oh-ver due On the third day of Christmas my … Continue reading 12 Days of Christmas (2 days late)
T'was the Year Before This One T'was the year before this one, exactly this day They had dealings with elves Satan had sent their way Cleverly disguised as movers, those elves Had completely and thoroughly, distinguished themselves As minions of evil, true thugs, nincompoops Whose Coup de Grace was an utter Grace de Poop Pa was on … Continue reading T’was the Year Before This One
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now … Continue reading If it ain’t broke…
Ah...the good ol' summertime. A time for beaches and bicycles and picnics and bbqs and vacations and staycations and more likely than not... family. Whether you're a nut from a towering oak, have a touch of sweetness like the magnificent sugar maple, are tart and tangy like the bounty that falls from the fruit trees, … Continue reading It’s all in a name
I've been MIA for a while, having traveled to Vermont to spend some time with the folks, and since, have decided to stay another couple weeks...so, I thought I'd share a little quirky quickie so you don't COMPLETELY forget me 😉 A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing … Continue reading In The Meantime…
I'm sure this image spoke to me the day I snapped it Was it the flowers the drew my eye? Was it a feeling of being on the outside looking in? Vice versa? Getting my head caught in the ropes (a.k.a. arghhhh)? Swiss cheese being what it is...I've forgotten it or lost it or maybe I just thought … Continue reading Fridays with Murphy and Me
Our bus stopped and 2 Italian men got on. They sat down in the seat in front of me and engaged in an animated conversation. I ignored them at first, But my attention was galvanized when I heard one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. … Continue reading Language Barriers :O
And so it begins The Season Visitors Week Long Visitors Mother-In-Law plus 1 Visitors Oh Goody 32 years as a Daughter-In-Law 10 years of hoping (I'd disappear?) Almost...(Once) But not quite Another 21 of tolerating me 1 year of resignation What next? Will I finally pass muster? This week may tell I leave you with this... Just kidding … Continue reading ‘Tis the Season