I spy with my beady eyes something on the beach
But what I spy I cannot lie is not something to eat!
What is this crap you’ve left behind on this beach I come for dinner?
If I did that to you humans FAT you’d soon be a whole lot thinner!
Nasty things…
… you human beings
Yeah I said that out loud
You’re selfish leeches, who ruin our beaches, instead of feeling proud!
Now I spy with my beady eyes something that belongs
And if in fact it’s still intact I’ll eat it all day long
And when it’s gone I’ll move along and leave my trash behind
The difference being what you are seeing is what you want to find!
So HU-MAN next time you pan my table for your treasure
Just bear in mind that trash you find brings years of joy and pleasure!
As a guest you are a pest and if you keep this up
I will fly high in the sky and aim right for your cup!
So be like me and leave the sea and beaches free of litter
For if not I’ll take my shot…
…and trust me I don’t shit glitter!
Well said fellow!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Agreed! He’s sure not talking trash 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
The captions are perfect for the photos. Btw I am off Facebook for time being xxxx Send me your email address?
LikeLiked by 1 person
rjdecodiva1@verizon.net
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! I agree with him even though seagulls can be pests at the beach! Hate to see trash there as well. Beautiful photos, Rhonda! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you Kelly 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Welcome! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Now that is one wise, interesting bird. And I happen to agree with him about the beaches.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know your concern for the environment NB…not surprised you and he agree 🙂 How the hell are ya? Hope spring is poppin up there…daffs are a foot high here already
LikeLike
Good up here – waiting on baby (days away). We lost all our snow, were out in t-shirts yesterday and the sun was blazing for a bit. Makes the heart glad.
LikeLiked by 1 person
So good to ‘hear’ the happiness in your voice! Best of luck to Mom and Baby L – sounds like it’s gonna be a great spring!
LikeLiked by 1 person