Okay. So, I know it's been a day or two since my last post 😉 and I wasn't actually planning a post today 'cuz it's crazy busy for us right now, but...who the hell could resist? Not I. You all know how much I like a good 'saga' 😂 😭 😓 Especially about cars. Or moving. Or houses. Or … Continue reading Should We Stay or Should We Go🎶🎶🎶
we tread this earth, green and brown finite years of life's countdown crawl, walk, run, and play skip, hop, swoon, and sway egg to fetus to baby, child adolescence, puberty, then teenage wild twenties, thirties, forties, more the time clock ticks but keeps the score we laugh and cry in joy and sorrow always thinking there is a … Continue reading Knock Knock
Civilization at the end of 2015 • Our Phones – Wireless • Cooking – Fireless • Cars – Keyless • Food – Fatless • Tires –Tubeless • Dress – Sleeveless • Youth – Jobless • Leaders – Shameless • Relationships – Meaningless • Attitudes – Careless • Babies – Fatherless • Feelings – Heartless • … Continue reading More or Less is More of Less…only MoreSo
I'll go out on a limb here and say for most of us, being a parent is, quite literally, the hardest job we've ever had or ever will. And, at the same time, it's the richest, most fulfilling, most rewarding contribution to our own lives and always will be. One of the most surprising aspects … Continue reading Mommy Dearest
Hello Hello! And Happy New Year! It's been almost 3 months since I last laid fingers on this spot and quite frankly, I'm stumped as to why. It's not as though nothing has been going on in my life; not like I couldn't have found something to regale you with. But I didn't, so there it is. … Continue reading Is there a Q in Creation?
Characters: A small family - Bob, Barb, Billy, and Bubba Brown A family friend - Cruella Out of town friends of that friend - Dave, Deb, and Darlin' Drinkwine A local family member of those out of town friends of that friend - Sissy Mom - Mom Introduction: Cruella introduces Bob and Barb to Dave … Continue reading How to Lose Friends and Gain an Ulcer – A Play in Two Acts
I'm having fun following my newest and most wonderful blogging friend - MLou's Photography Blog - and for a bit of Tuesday fun, I've seen that she enjoys posting in what is called "Tuesdays of Texture" as hosted by Narami at De Monte Y Mar I wanted to join in on this one as it gives us … Continue reading Can ya feel it?
This is where they'll be this time tomorrow... Would YOU say no? No, didn't think so. Headed to one of my favorite places so Mom can spend time with the 'girls'...friends of a certain age who haven't 'laughed like they used to' for more than 20 years...think they'll have fun? Yeah...me too. Hopefully I'll come back … Continue reading SOMEONE has to be the Grownup!
Yes, I confess. By the time I was 3, I was hooked on the ol' brew. (And, apparently, I passed that on to my eldest. Though, I preferred a bottle) Observez Vous... Actually, I was more hooked on Dad...I was his toddlin' sidekick in mighty whitey tights! Anything he did, I wanted to do. Anywhere … Continue reading I Was a Toddler-age Tosspot
After 3 weeks, I leave the Great Frozen North (a.k.a. The Northeast Kingdom) Friday, on the journey south to reclaim Mini Me and head home to Virginia on Saturday. The hotel room near the dealership is booked so I can arrive at the service door bright and early Saturday morning to pick her up. Speaking … Continue reading “Misogynistic MINI Mechanics” or “WHOA…Them Dudes Make a Shit-ton of Dough!
A short re-cap... Toddler Troll '14 has died... ...and Damien '15 now reigns Damien declared the war of Two Ought One and Four was not over. He was now spearheading the charge. El Jefe sent his mangy minion "Mini Masher Mickey" to mangle my Mini Mad as Hell Wonder Woman (that's me...just ask my SideKick … Continue reading Is That Wonder Woman Whistlin’ Dixie?
Not every diaper clad newborn is all sugar and spice, and everything nice and innocence is their poker face! You will recall at the end of my Year in Review post, I thumbed my nose at Baby 2015, telling him I was ready for him and to Bring. It. On! Remember? DO NOT DO THAT … Continue reading Best Beware of Babies dat Wear the Crown of New Year’s Day
2014 - The Year in Review I had the title typed before I saw the email with the gift from the WP helper monkeys that I assume we all got. And I know this is a bit longer than usual, but if the ultimate goal is to kill a baby (the new years baby silly … Continue reading And Now…Something Completely Un-Original!
T'was the Year Before This One T'was the year before this one, exactly this day They had dealings with elves Satan had sent their way Cleverly disguised as movers, those elves Had completely and thoroughly, distinguished themselves As minions of evil, true thugs, nincompoops Whose Coup de Grace was an utter Grace de Poop Pa was on … Continue reading T’was the Year Before This One
Oh Sadie, Sadie, Sadie...instigate much?
Rescue you we ask? Five days into the answer Rephrase the question
She waits, as she always does, on the south side of the room The same chair, straight, hard The only softness is the faded paisley upon the seat But that comfort is not for her The oak warms in the sun But remains cold and hard against her black skin As she hangs on its back, waiting For her special someone … Continue reading She Waits
One year ago yesterday, I officially started blogging. Of course, that blog no longer exists due to a minor meltdown of major proportions or a major meltdown of minor proportions...take your pick. The result is the same. I erased myself! But...as happens little, if ever, in life, I got another chance. Okay, I TOOK another … Continue reading To Thine Own Self…