long ago and far far away, in the beginning of a dark and stormy night, it was love at first sight…then shit REALLY got interesting!
The new year’s babe came roaring into existence
dragging what was left of her meaner older brother
by the roots of his dead gray short hairs
I had hoped to see the end of The Year That Almost Totally Sucked Ass (T.Y.T.A.T.S.A.) around the same time I saw Massachusetts in the rear view mirror
Seems Ol’ 13 had other ideas.
Seems Ol’ 13 wasn’t quite ready to belt out Auld Lang Syne
And it’s obvious good Ol’ 13 conned his newborn kid sister into taking him along to continue the never-ending days of madness and mayhem
No way was he going out like a lamb
If he was anything at all, he was a wolf in sheep’s clothing
And determined to stick around for the final act he called
“Wanna see the crazy old crow lose her mind?”
My enthusiastic and optimistic return to enthusiastic and optimistic blogging in March of T.Y.T.A.T.S.A., has not gone quite as I had planned. Then again, how does one plan life anyway.
I won’t recount the entire war, as I have already shared a few of the bloodier battles here already.
And, I’ll leave it to you to decide whether to visit the “”Long Ago and Far Far Away” tales and wade through those deep and scoured trenches.
For soon, we’ll pick up where the “shit REALLY gets interesting!”
The can of worms is in the pan and on the stove, so join me for dinner and a show…
Next time on “As The Shade Spins“