I’ve been MIA for a while, having traveled to Vermont to spend some time with the folks, and since, have decided to stay another couple weeks…so, I thought I’d share a little quirky quickie so you don’t COMPLETELY forget me 😉
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Inspector : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to the season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number, name & color of the car?
Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power, teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
(And then the husband started crying…)
Inspector: Don’t worry sir…We will find your car.
Hope you are all doin’ fine!
20 thoughts on “In The Meantime…”
Hey, a laugh is good! Thinking of you and your folks.
thank you my friends. and a laugh is ALWAYS good right? glad you came and left your paw prints on the porch…was missing you all.
Been thinking of you and keeping you all in my prayers. xo
Thank you Yvonne…two weeks with him was just not enough, ya know? And thanks for the prayers…they always help. xo
I know, 2 weeks is fleeting time wise when under the circumstances. But I am grateful you had 2 weeks. xo
me too, no question
Sounds about right…hope all is well WW- it’s good to hear from you..xo
The best I can say Mim, is all is as good as it will be today. We are taking the days as they come, making the most of them, and just enjoying the time together. I’ve missed you, but know I read your words, feel your hugs, whenever I need them. They are always there. xo
Hope you’re still in VT. We’re on our way! Spending a couple days in Saratoga – be at Nod’s on Thursday. Be great to see you! Jo
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still here Jo. I decided to stay, so will be at the reunion this weekend!
Made me chuckle for sure. I’m not sure about my wife’s Audi. I need to check the bhp.
How are ya sweetie?
Great but not on net as much these days – how are you, gorgeous?
I’m good Jules. Spending time with Superman and Lois
Oh groan….. but strangely plausible.
Alas…I think HIGHLY plausible NB.
didn’t know you met my husband!
love and hugs x
funny thing is…my husband doesn’t know jack about cars. rofl. xo