Our bus stopped and 2 Italian men got on.
They sat down in the seat in front of me and engaged in an animated conversation.
I ignored them at first,
But my attention was galvanized when I heard one of them say the following:
“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”
I can’t take it anymore…
“Hey, you foul-mouthed sex obsessed pigs!” I retorted indignantly, hissing between my teeth.
‘In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” animatedly exclaimed the one.
“Whooza talkina about sex?” asked the other, looking completely perplexed.
“I’m a justa tellina my frienda how to spell Mississippi” the first cried, looking at me like I had two heads.
Bet ya a buck you’re going to read it again!
😉
50 Shades of Gray Hair 
Oh, you are a one! Or should we say a number?
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Oh, I am! But? Did you go back and read it again? Hmmmm?
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Spelling was never my strong point 😀
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huh? rofl
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Haaaa good one
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I thought so too Audra. Love the Italians
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I read it again Rhonda. 🙂 Good laugh!
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Thanks for admitting it Don (you’re the first to say so, except me of course…I too had a re-read) 🙂
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Oh okay SB… please tell me this is a true story! I was picturing it, not knowing where it was going, and yes I did reread it. Flippin hilarious.
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haha…waza funny eh? (and no..not a true story)
😉
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Ah crap…
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Haha, you’re cute
😆
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classic! my darling rhinda classic! love and hugs xx
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Thanks my sweet xoxo
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