Language Barriers :O

Our bus stopped and 2 Italian men got on.
They sat down in the seat in front of me and engaged in an animated conversation.

I ignored them at first,
But my attention was galvanized when I heard one of them say the following:

“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”

I can’t take it anymore…
“Hey, you foul-mouthed sex obsessed pigs!”  I retorted indignantly, hissing between my teeth.
‘In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” animatedly exclaimed the one.

“Whooza talkina about sex?” asked the other, looking completely perplexed.

“I’m a justa tellina my frienda how to spell Mississippi” the first cried, looking at me like I had two heads.

Bet ya a buck you’re going to read it again!


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Hi everyone! Welcome to 50 Shades of Gray Hair. 50 Shades is my blog of life over the hill, where each day is full of delicious opportunities to earn another gray hair. I stopped declaring war on the gray when I began this blog years ago. Instead, I embrace and celebrate them along with whatever life decides to throw my way, with (sarcasm forward) humor and an optimistic eye to the future. I think. I hope? I don't know. At any's real, it's honest, it's full of 4 letter words, and it's me...on a platter. I sincerely welcome you all to my porch....♥♥Rhonda

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