Starring Tony, Guido, and Da Boid…

"Hey Guido" "Yeah Tony?" "Com 'ere" "Oh, sure ting Tone"

“Hey Guido”
“Yeah Tony?”
“Com ‘ere”
“Oh, sure ting Tone”

"Listen up...you see dat boid over there on da roof yeah?  So, you sit right 'ere and watch dood.  Dis gonna be good" "Oh yeah sure ting Tone.  I sees 'im and I'll watch good.  Hey Tone?  Watcha gonna do Tone?" "Never youz mind.  Jes watch like I says.  Got it?"

“Listen up…you see dat boid over there on da roof yeah? So, you sit right here and watch me good. ย Dis gonna be good”
“Oh yeah sure ting Tone. I sees ‘im and I’ll watch good. Hey Tone? Watcha gonna do Tone?”
“Never youz mind. Jes watch like I says. Got it?”

“Hey Tone. Tone…over here Tone. I see ya on da roof. I’m watching. Jes like you said!”

"I see ya Tone!  Hey Tone, can ya hear me?  I sees ya there on da roof Tone." [JeZus, don't he ever shadup?"]

[JeZus, don’t he ever shadup?”]

[WTF?]

[Da Boid thinks…WTF?]

"Guido!  Shhhhhhhh, jes watch I said.  Ima gonna scare da shit outta dis boid."

“Guido! Shhhhhhhh, jes watch I said. Ima gonna scare da shit outta dis boid.”

'Uh, hey.  You. Ugly-face.  You DO know I'm still alive right?  I thought all you goombas only ate dead meat.  I ain't dead.  Ya fuckin' meatball."

‘Uh, hey. Ugly-face. You know I can hear you right? ย You DO know I’m still alive right? I thought all you goombas only ate dead meat. I ain’t dead. Ya freakin’ meatball.”

"What a dummy.  Thick necked, thick headed GOOMBA.  Hahaha"

[What a dummy. Thick necked, thick headed GOOMBA. Hahaha. ย Thinks he can scare me?]

"Dat Tone, he's such a funny guy!"

“Dat Tone, he’s such a funny guy!”

{Tone..whistlin} {Da Boid...WTF}

{Tone..whistlin}
{Da Boid thinking…WTF?}

"Watzamatta Boid?  Ya nervous?"

“Watzamatta Boid? Ya nervous?”

"Whatever Man...I ain't scared of you, I just ain't into your goomba games."

“Whatever Man…I ain’t scared of you, I just ain’t into your goomba games.”

"NO...I ain't scared.  That's just the wind rufflin' my feathers ya putz.  But I got other stuff to do...I'm outta here.  Go pick a scab or something ya thug!"

“NO…I ain’t scared. That’s just the wind rufflin’ my feathers ya putz. But I got other stuff to do…I’m outta here. Go pick a scab or something ya thug!”

"Hehe...not scared he says.  Hey, Guido!  D'ya see da boid no more?

“Hehe…not scared he says. Hey, Guido! D’ya see da boid no more?

"Hey Guido.  What I tell ya?  I told ya I waz gonna scare the shit outta dat boid!  See it?"

“Hey Guido. What I tell ya? I told ya I waz gonna scare the shit outta dat boid! See it?”

"Bwaaahaaa.  Ya sure did Tone, ya sure did!  Bwaahaaa, scared the crap right outta dat boid!"

“Bwaaahaaa. Ya sure did Tone, ya sure did! Bwaahaaa, scared the crap right outta dat boid!”

'See ya'z later Guido.  Ima go see if ol' scarity boid tastes as good as he lies!!!  Maybe I'll save ya some.  Bwaahaaa!"'

‘See ya’z later Guido. Ima go see if ol’ scarity boid tastes as good as he lies!!! Maybe I’ll save ya some. Bwaahaaa!”‘

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“Hey Tone. Hey Tone, wait. Ima come too. Wait for meeeeee!”

Tale of Two Birdies

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