An Interim Quickie…

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

 The man gets up, goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”

 He slams the door and returns to bed.

 “Who was that?” asked his wife.

.”Some drunk asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

 “No, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and it is bloody pouring rain out there!”

 “Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife.

“Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

 I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!  “God loves drunk people too you know.”

 The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

 “Yes,” comes back the answer.

 “Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

 “Over here on the swing,” replied the drunk.

Be nice to your fellow BirdBrain…we can all use a push now and then.  Now get out there and play in the rain!

 

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Rhonda

Hi everyone! Welcome to 50 Shades of Gray Hair. 50 Shades is my blog of life over the hill, where each day is full of delicious opportunities to earn another gray hair. I stopped declaring war on the gray when I began this blog years ago. Instead, I embrace and celebrate them along with whatever life decides to throw my way, with (sarcasm forward) humor and an optimistic eye to the future. I think. I hope? I don't know. At any rate...it's real, it's honest, it's full of 4 letter words, and it's me...on a platter. I sincerely welcome you all to my porch....♥♥Rhonda

18 thoughts on “An Interim Quickie…”

        1. hey…I had to. They (the most prolific of them) didn’t want to talk, they wanted to ‘inform’…and I can have a discussion with the best of them, but it takes two. but…haha, it’s a good chuckle to share. 🙂

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