Have you ever had one of ‘those‘ days?
A day where nothing seems to go right?
One where you spend way too much time fighting with hair that refuses to stay the course, ride the center line of your head-road because it has another destination in mind?
Somewhere…out there ——–>^<<^>>^<>>>
Where no hair has gone before?
(ooooh weeeee bum bum bum bum buuuuuum)
Yeah, out there
The bags under your eyes are big enough to hold your winter wardrobe and dark enough to draw questions like “Hey, when’d’ya have a nose job?”
One of those “I have nothing to wear” days because everything you put on feels both to small and too big at the same time?
Even your SHOES?
So gawdawful a day that whatever you put in your mouth tastes like yesterday’s leftovers of last week’s Sunday supper?
(so bad that the furball the cat gagged up would be more appetizing?)
The blind man driving the thought truck through the dirt roads in your head is making you dizzy from all the twists and turns and stops and starts while he tries to figure out where the hell he’s going?
Okay, you get the idea.
I had one of those days yesterday.
What didn’t make me cry, made me mad
What didn’t make me mad, made me cry
I stood looking out the back door
Leaking like a sieve, both from the eyes and from the mouth (#$%^$$%^$)
But, as luck would have it, we were ready to leave
We had made arrangements to meet Supe and others at the only watering hole in town
To raise a glass to the glory of the day, as every day Supe’s willing and able to be out is a good day
And here I was, bitchin’ and moanin’ about it
So…I turned my thoughts inward
And what do you suppose came to mind?
Then I wondered what I could possibly do to help turn this day around
I stood there searching and feeling every inch of myself
Physically and mentally
(Ooops…wrong mental picture. This was not one for you)
(Damn, not that one either…)
I left the doorway, went upstairs, stripped from the waist down, and got redressed
Having changed but one thing
…and you’ve likely guessed what that one thing is by now
But, by God it helped.
It helped a LOT.
So…I’ve come to this conclusion:
When you have one of ‘those‘ days?
Check your underwear…it all starts with the foundation!
(don’t laugh…we all know the foundation is key!)
I’ll leave you with one last thought…
The power of positive thinking is a great tool – an awesome tool and one I try to take out of my tool box every day
But on those days when the thoughts can’t be tooled with tools alone?
Go down underwear nothong….(hehe – nevermind!)
You get the idea 😉
Go in peace and good fitting underwear