Mission Impossible OR As I Like to ask… Can We Shoot Him?

I bet at least once in your life

You’ve heard a guy say this

When he’s gettin’ his giddyap

Ready to goddyout…

SHIT  SHOWER  & SHAVE

Am I right?

Well…hold onto your knickers ladies and gents ‘Cause the Pesky Puke we all know and love…Elf on the Shelf ?

Is a  FREAKIN’ TEENAGER this Christmas

{ACKKKKKKKKKK}

So, when HE gets ready to slither and creep and hide and seek…his giddyap to goddyout goes like this…

SHIT

elf5

SHAVE

elf2

SWIG

elf3

SHARE

elf4

R E P E A T…

SHIT – SHAVE – SWIG – SHARE  (eee gads!)

sHelf

thE

eLf

Please

Oh…and by the way?

Have you met the other one?

No?

Introducing…

MENSCH ON THE BENCH

mensch1

Yeah…He’s the older and wiser one  😦

OY OY OY

VEY VEY VEY

NOTSOMUCH
gonna be a looooong season

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Rhonda

Hi everyone! Welcome to 50 Shades of Gray Hair. 50 Shades is my blog of life over the hill, where each day is full of delicious opportunities to earn another gray hair. I stopped declaring war on the gray when I began this blog years ago. Instead, I embrace and celebrate them along with whatever life decides to throw my way, with (sarcasm forward) humor and an optimistic eye to the future. I think. I hope? I don't know. At any rate...it's real, it's honest, it's full of 4 letter words, and it's me...on a platter. I sincerely welcome you all to my porch....♥♥Rhonda

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