I bet at least once in your life
You’ve heard a guy say this
When he’s gettin’ his giddyap
Ready to goddyout…
SHIT SHOWER & SHAVE
Am I right?
Well…hold onto your knickers ladies and gents ‘Cause the Pesky Puke we all know and love…Elf on the Shelf ?
Is a FREAKIN’ TEENAGER this Christmas
So, when HE gets ready to slither and creep and hide and seek…his giddyap to goddyout goes like this…
R E P E A T…
SHIT – SHAVE – SWIG – SHARE (eee gads!)
Oh…and by the way?
Have you met the other one?
MENSCH ON THE BENCH