Mission Impossible OR As I Like to ask… Can We Shoot Him?

I bet at least once in your life

You’ve heard a guy say this

When he’s gettin’ his giddyap

Ready to goddyout…

SHIT  SHOWER  & SHAVE

Am I right?

Well…hold onto your knickers ladies and gents ‘Cause the Pesky Puke we all know and love…Elf on the Shelf ?

Is a  FREAKIN’ TEENAGER this Christmas

{ACKKKKKKKKKK}

So, when HE gets ready to slither and creep and hide and seek…his giddyap to goddyout goes like this…

SHIT

elf5

SHAVE

elf2

SWIG

elf3

SHARE

elf4

R E P E A T…

SHIT – SHAVE – SWIG – SHARE  (eee gads!)

sHelf

thE

eLf

Please

Oh…and by the way?

Have you met the other one?

No?

Introducing…

MENSCH ON THE BENCH

mensch1

Yeah…He’s the older and wiser one  😦

OY OY OY

VEY VEY VEY

NOTSOMUCH
gonna be a looooong season

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