I bet at least once in your life
You’ve heard a guy say this
When he’s gettin’ his giddyap
Ready to goddyout…
SHIT SHOWER & SHAVE
Am I right?
Well…hold onto your knickers ladies and gents ‘Cause the Pesky Puke we all know and love…Elf on the Shelf ?
Is a FREAKIN’ TEENAGER this Christmas
{ACKKKKKKKKKK}
So, when HE gets ready to slither and creep and hide and seek…his giddyap to goddyout goes like this…
SHIT
SHAVE
SWIG
SHARE
R E P E A T…
SHIT – SHAVE – SWIG – SHARE (eee gads!)
sHelf
thE
eLf
Please
Oh…and by the way?
Have you met the other one?
No?
Introducing…
OMG, I’m dying here
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No Jay…you have it backwards! It’s HIM that needs to die! P L E A S E ???
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I never heard of an elf on the shelf until last year!
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Well, then I apologize because you’ll now notice him everywhere…online that is, because people just cannot STOP posting pictures of him. 😉
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You’ve got me giggling like I haven’t in a long time. My dad used to say the sss -when he referred to his morning routine! LOL
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Hahaha…so did mine Yvonne. Actually, so did my brothers and my husband does still. EEEEK What IS that anyway? lol
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I guess it’s a guy thing…I think of it as TMI! Too much information! LOL
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So true. Do we women go around announcing our bathroom ablutions in preparation for going out? I think not! lol
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OK, please tell us that you did do the photo shoot yourself… 😀
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haha…wish I could. But no. And the reason why is I will NOT have that little pest in my house! 🙂
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Hahahaaa
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Lol
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