A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up, goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”
He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife.
.”Some drunk asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks.
“No, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and it is bloody pouring rain out there!”
“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife.
“Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! “God loves drunk people too you know.”
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”
“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing,” replied the drunk.
50 Shades of Gray Hair 
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🙂
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Haaa
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my thought exactly audra. ha!
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Hee hee hee hee… that’s totally me on the swing.
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and totally me making someone go out and push you. lol
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LOVE IT!
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chuckle 😉
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hee, hee. I shared this in my politics group YOU BAILED ON 😉
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hey…I had to. They (the most prolific of them) didn’t want to talk, they wanted to ‘inform’…and I can have a discussion with the best of them, but it takes two. but…haha, it’s a good chuckle to share. 🙂
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Love this!
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thought you might 🙂
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Thanks for the larf!
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glad you didn’t say barf! 😉 hahaha
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absolutely love this! love and hugs my rhinda xx
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a good chuckle is good for the heart! xo
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I had such a good chuckle, thank you.
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