Written by: Every Damned Person Who Ever Had To Learn The English Language!! Rules? Rules for Rules! Breaking Rules To Follow Rules!! Spreken ze Deutsch?
Okay, it’s late.
Off to bed, right after I grab my tooths-brush and brush my tooths
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16 thoughts on “I need a Rosetta Stone!”
Oh thank you for the morning giggle! Where in the world did you find this? Adorable!! xo
That was a little bit of brilliant. Tell me you wrote it, I’d believe you! Made me remember Fox in Socks for some reason. That book broke my brain once.
Sauce on top and on the side. Always NB. Now, I could tell you I did..but alas, was one of those email treasures I get now and again. But…had I thought to, I’m sure I coulda. Hope you are/have shared that brain bustin’ Seuss with your young ones…no child should ever grow up without knowing that cats wear hats, and foxes wear soxes and nothing goes better with ham than green eggs. Good to see you…will drop by later, I see you’ve returned to the sphere.
Love this! What a treasure that poem is. And it can only serve to add sympathy for those who are ESL. Thank you so much for sharing this. Happy hugs, Gina
LOL. what a lesson! Oops. What a lesson! There are certain tricks that make it easier to remember the rules, but sometimes, I like to break the rules just to twist someone’s (someones’) (some one’s….haha) knickers.
Thanks for the share, it’s always great to end the day with a smile. 🙂
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Oh thank you for the morning giggle! Where in the world did you find this? Adorable!! xo
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I have my sources! 😉
(but it’s so truuuuuuue)
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You are always “write” on! 😉
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😆
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That was a little bit of brilliant. Tell me you wrote it, I’d believe you! Made me remember Fox in Socks for some reason. That book broke my brain once.
How you doing SB? Keeping saucy, I should hope.
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Sauce on top and on the side. Always NB. Now, I could tell you I did..but alas, was one of those email treasures I get now and again. But…had I thought to, I’m sure I coulda. Hope you are/have shared that brain bustin’ Seuss with your young ones…no child should ever grow up without knowing that cats wear hats, and foxes wear soxes and nothing goes better with ham than green eggs. Good to see you…will drop by later, I see you’ve returned to the sphere.
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This is so right-on, thought it’s about writing…xoxo
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you threw me through the brain loop de loop until i figured out you meant though and not thought.
just look at the above sentence and imagine you were ESL? 😉
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Love this! What a treasure that poem is. And it can only serve to add sympathy for those who are ESL. Thank you so much for sharing this. Happy hugs, Gina
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🙂
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I am so glad I don’t teach first year students at the local university anymore!
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LOL If I may…you will see why I share.
http://aholisticjourney.wordpress.com/2013/07/31/the-writing-process-ii-from-the-grammar-mafia-part-3/
Btw, I don’t talk to my readers this way. That was the Mafia.
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LOL. what a lesson! Oops. What a lesson! There are certain tricks that make it easier to remember the rules, but sometimes, I like to break the rules just to twist someone’s (someones’) (some one’s….haha) knickers.
Thanks for the share, it’s always great to end the day with a smile. 🙂
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=)
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Very nice, I did try to convince Mrs Sensible that the plural of sheep is sheeps. 🙂 Of course she didn’t believe me.
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of course. lol
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